05.18

legless woman attacks cabin crew her prosthetic limb

Karen, 34 from Ipswich, described her frantic experience last Monday. When boarding her plane to Worthing, laden with the successes from her recent raid on the car boot, she embarked on what can only be described as an 'unprovoked attack' leaving one member of the cabin crew with bloody toes. Karen has subsequently pledged abstinence from future carbooting.